Glop

Nontoxic, Expensive Ideas that Will Make You Look Ridiculous and Feel Pretentious
eAudio - unabridged
Audio (4.25 hours)
Product Number: Z100118789
Released: Dec 06, 2016
Business Term: Purchase
ISBN: #9780062664075
Narrator/s: Tavia Gilbert
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A wickedly funny, full-color, illustrated sendup of the trendy lifestyle publication GOOP. What is Glop? Glop is a business and a website. But Glop is also a feeling. It's about picking the right expensive organic eye cream that will make you fit seamlessly into the top tiers of high society and sits next to Bono at a 42-course seitan tasting dinner held in a sex dungeon deep beneath the North Pole. Glop is about being conscious to the tiny details of our lives—what to eat, where to buy your cashmere yoga pants, which juice cleanse will remove the most mercury toxins from both your body and your cashmere yoga pants. Glop is about you. In this scathingly humorous parody, Gabrielle Moss skewers the vanity, elitism, and silliness of the lifestyle website everyone loves to hate. Here are favorite recipes, detoxes, activities, cleanses, beauty tips, juice cleanses, vacation destinations, and a selection of hand creams that will open your third eye—plus lots of celebrity namedropping and more. Glop includes everything from the silly to sublime—make-at-home stem cell moisturizing repair masques, weekend colonics, restorative yoga poses (for when Sting is mad at you about that thing you did), and even the freshest bones for your bone broth. Here, too, are G's essential tips on parenthood, relationships, work and finances, entertaining, food (well, maybe not food), spirituality, beauty, fashion, home, gifts, kids, and more. Nothing in Glop is sacred—except for a few Indian cows you can't afford.

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Author(s): Gabrielle Moss
Original Publish Date: Dec 06, 2016

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CD
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Author(s): Gabrielle Moss
Narrator(s): Tavia Gilbert
Product Number DD30380
Released: Dec 06, 2016
Business Term: Purchase
ISBN: #9781470853860
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Author(s): Gabrielle Moss
Product Number EB00673531
Released: Dec 06, 2016
Business Term: 26 Circ
Publisher: Dey Street Books
ISBN: #9780062658005

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