A goat who wants to sell you some meth.
A giraffe who might be violating his restraining order.
An alpaca with a very dirty secret.
A cat who's really mad at you for cancelling Netflix instant.
These are just a few of the hilariously human animals you'll meet in Animals Talking in All Caps. Inspired by the wildly popular blog of the same name and including some of the site's best-loved entries as well as gobs of never-before-seen material, these pages provide a brilliantly unhinged glimpse into the animal mind.
by Zane Grey
by Charles Dickens
by L.M. Montgomery
by Victor Hugo
by D.H. Lawrence
by James Joyce
by Kenneth Grahame
by H.G. Wells
by Frances Hodgson Burnett
by H.M. Tomlinson
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