Fitness Junkie

A Novel
Product Number: EB00688536
Released: Jul 11, 2017
Business Term: 2 Year
ISBN: #9780385541817
Publisher: Anchor
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A Good Morning America Summer Must-Read! From the bestselling authors of The Knockoff, an outrageously funny novel about one woman's attempt-through clay diets, naked yoga, green juice, and cultish workout classes-to win back her career, save her best friend, and lose thirty pounds. When Janey Sweet, CEO of a couture wedding dress company, is photographed in the front row of a fashion show eating a bruffin-the delicious lovechild of a brioche and a muffin-her best friend and business partner, Beau, gives her an ultimatum: Lose thirty pounds or lose your job. Sure, Janey has gained some weight since her divorce, and no, her beautifully cut trousers don't fit like they used to, so Janey throws herself headlong into the world of the fitness revolution, signing up for a shockingly expensive workout pass, baring it all for Free the Nipple yoga, sweating through boot camp classes run by Sri Lankan militants and spinning to the screams of a Lycra-clad instructor with rage issues. At a juice shop she meets Jacob, a cute young guy who takes her dumpster-diving outside Whole Foods on their first date. At a shaman's tea ceremony she meets Hugh, a silver fox who holds her hand through an ayahuasca hallucination And at a secret exercise studio Janey meets Sara Strong, the wildly popular workout guru whose special dance routine has starlets and wealthy women flocking to her for results that seem too good to be true. As Janey eschews delicious carbs, pays thousands of dollars to charlatans, and is harassed by her very own fitness bracelet, she can't help but wonder: Did she really need to lose weight in the first place? A hilarious send-up of the health and wellness industry, Fitness Junkie is a glorious romp through the absurd landscape of our weight-obsessed culture.

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Author(s): Lucy Sykes, Jo Piazza
Original Publish Date: Jul 11, 2017

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Author(s): Lucy Sykes, Jo Piazza
Narrator(s): Susan Bennett
Product Number DD31841
Released: Jul 11, 2017
Business Term: Purchase
ISBN: #9781524780340
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Author(s): Lucy Sykes, Jo Piazza
Narrator(s): Susan Bennett
Product Number Z100120800
Released: Jul 11, 2017
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Publisher: Books on Tape
ISBN: #9781524780371

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