Look at My Striped Shirt!

Confessions of the People You Love to Hate
Product Number: EB00172543
Released: Dec 27, 2013
Business Term: 2 Year
ISBN: #9780767926409
Publisher: Three Rivers Press
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Target. Observe. Ridicule. You run into them every day-the striped-shirt guy, the karaoke master, the dude with a pencil-thin beard, the guy who won't shut up about his fantasy football team-characters who annoy, irritate, and incense us all. Based on the wildly popular essay on ThePhatPhree.com by Mike Polk, this book is a look inside the heads of the most infuriating douchebags on Earth. It's the best of ThePhatPhree.com plus more than fifty all-new, hilarious pieces written by some of your favorite writers from this site. Everyone's (Least) Favorite, The Striped-Shirt Guy . I will valet tonight! I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him. I will tell him, "Take it easy on the brakes, champ"! When I do not hook up with a girl at the club, I will say that the place is "full of skanks" and wait in line at another bar, only to strike out again! Your "Cool" High School Teacher . Here are some things I allow in my class that other teachers don't: eating, drinking, swearing, dancing, smoking, fighting, cell phones, Texas hold 'em, iPods, and sex. Like my Goo Goo Dolls tee? Anyone else here down with the Dolls? No? Me either. I'm just wearing it as a goof. The Guy with Amazing Taste in Music . Personally, I haven't listened to the radio in fifteen years. If you have ever heard a band on the radio, then I can assure you, I am not a fan. I stopped listening to American music about ten years ago.

Author(s): The Phat Phree
Genre: Humor
Original Publish Date: Dec 26, 2006

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