America's Dumbest Criminals

Wild and Weird Stories of Fumbling Felons, Clumsy Crooks, and Ridiculous Robbers
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Genre: Humor
Original Publish Date: Sep 29, 1995
Product Number: EB00458540
Released: Jul 16, 2014
Business Term: 26 Circ
ISBN: #9781418558796
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
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Description

100 crazy stories of America's dumbest criminals.

WARNING: The crimes you are about to read are true. The names have been changed . . . to protect the ignorant.

Here is the ultimate collection of the most incredibly stupid and painfully dumb attempts at crime ever brought together.

  • The woman who invalidated her winning $5,000 lottery ticket by altering it to match the $20 prize number
  • The accused vending-machine thief who paid his $400 bail entirely in quarters
  • The streaking robber who thought clothes would make him more identifiable
  • The convenience store thief who got away with just a hotdog, only to end up in the parking lot choking on the wiener