I, Philippe Zabelle (wealthy software designer, callous playboy, totally un-handy man), do hereby hire contractor Janice Diane Wyatt to renovate my home (but not make significant changes in my life, like making me fall for her, a single mom). I give J.D. full authority to choose appliances and decor-as long as she doesn't distract me from my poker games or wear anything too revealing.. Should J.D. fail to complete this job- or should I be unable to resist her beauty and intelligence-this agreement will be renegotiated according to our mutual desires.
by Marie Ferrarella
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