Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank

And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom
Product Number: EB00095933
Released: Oct 28, 2013
Business Term: 52 Circ / 730 Day
ISBN: #9781429918817
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
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Description

Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn-sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible Celia Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover: * How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy) * Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons to hate them) * EBay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on eBay" (Whoa! Is that Willie Nelson's face in your grits?) * Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues * And so much more! Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line.

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Author(s): Celia Rivenbark
Genre: Humor
Original Publish Date: Sep 04, 2007

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