Punching Tom Hanks

Dropkicking Gorillas and Pummeling Zombified Ex-Presidents—a Guide to Beating Up Anything
Product Number: EB00097097
Released: Oct 28, 2013
Business Term: 2 Year
ISBN: #9781429980913
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Description

The world around you is a dangerous place. It's teeming with savages, thugs, angry toddlers, and disgruntled clowns. And every one of them is secretly mulling a scenario that ends with them kicking you square in the junk. What do you do if you want to take on The Batman and live to brag about it to your kids? What do you do if a rabid alligator picks a fight with your little sister? What do you do if the beloved star of "Forrest Gump" tells you to "shut the hell up" in front of a huge crowd? You read this book. It offers simple, effective instructions for beating up zombies, robots, co-workers-anything. The only limits are your imagination...?nd your habit of not following through on things, and possibly your uncoordinated, at times comically frail body.

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Author(s): Kevin Seccia
Genre: Humor
Original Publish Date: Jun 07, 2011

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