Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar

eAudio - unabridged
Audio (10.02 hours)
Product Number: Z100117298
Released: May 24, 2016
Business Term: Purchase
ISBN: #9781443424608
Narrator/s: Kelly Oxford
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Kelly Oxford is... A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds Not the queen of the world An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush A born salesman Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20 That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time Totally an expert on strep throat Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend A writer A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes "Not fat enough to be super snuggly." -Bea, age four Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket "Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that." -Roger Ebert Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a falcon A terrible liar

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Author(s): Kelly Oxford
Original Publish Date: Apr 13, 2013

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eAudio
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Author(s): Kelly Oxford
Narrator(s): Kelly Oxford
Product Number Z100042780
Released: Apr 02, 2013
Business Term: Purchase
ISBN: #9780062189516
eBook
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Author(s): Kelly Oxford
Product Number EB00265594
Released: Apr 02, 2014
Business Term: 26 Circ
Publisher: It Books
ISBN: #9780062102249
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Author(s): Kelly Oxford
Product Number EB00266472
Released: Apr 02, 2014
Business Term: 26 Circ
Publisher: Collins
ISBN: #9781443408226

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