K is for Knifeball

An Alphabet of Terrible Advice
Author(s): Jory John, Avery Monsen
Genre: Humor, Poetry
Original Publish Date: Sep 14, 2012
Product Number: EB00358104
Released: May 21, 2014
Business Term: Purchase
ISBN: #9781452121260
Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC
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From the authors of the breakout bestseller All my friends are dead. and in the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children's alphabet book on its head. Adorable illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer terrible life lessons in which O is for opening things with your teeth, F is for setting Daddy's wallet on fire, and R is for Raccoon (but definitely not for rabies). With plenty of playfully disastrous choices lurking around every corner, this compendium of black humor may be terrible for actual children, but it's perfect for the common-senseless child in all adults.