The Zen of Zombie

Better Living Through the Undead
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Product Number: Z100027577
Released: Dec 26, 2011
Business Term: Purchase
ISBN: #9781452625720
Narrator/s: Johnny Heller
Publisher: Tantor Media, Inc
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Do you struggle out of bed each morning and sway lifelessly across the room, mouth agape, arms hanging slack, murmuring unintelligibly? Well, take heart: you're not alone! But these other staggering, limp, perpetually drowsy folks just happen to be zombies-and it turns out they can teach us a lot about enjoying life. And only here, in this book, will you learn their secrets to happiness.Zombies aren't afraid of life, so why should you be? Start living your life the undead way: through The Zen of Zombie!Be adaptable-zombies make the best of a situation.Count your blessings-a brain in the hand is worth two behind the hastily improvised zombie barricades.W.W.Z.D? (What Would Zombies Do?)Slow down! Another delicious brain is just around the corner.Speak only when necessary-when zombies talk, people listen.Zombies don't negotiate-neither should you.Plus a ninety-day guide to complete zombification!

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Author(s): Scott Kenemore
Genre: Humor
Original Publish Date: Dec 26, 2011

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Author(s): Scott Kenemore
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Product Number EB00752307
Released: Jan 25, 2019
Business Term: 1 Year
Publisher: Skyhorse
ISBN: #9781628731927

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