The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant

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Product Number: DD17073
Released: Feb 24, 2015
Business Term: Purchase
ISBN: #9781494509712
Narrator/s: Kirby Heyborne
Publisher: Tantor Media, Inc
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Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night-different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful-Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos of the parahuman world: a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to "survive." Because even after it's over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.


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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
Product Number: BX00037763
Product Number:DD17073
Product Number:Z100090065

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Author(s): Drew Hayes
Narrator(s): Kirby Heyborne
Product Number Z100090065
Released: Feb 24, 2015
Business Term: Purchase
Publisher: Tantor Media, Inc
ISBN: #9781494529710

Professional reviews

"Fred just wanted to live a calm afterlife as an accountant who happens to be a vampire. But his high school friend, Krystal, has other plans for him as she takes him on a series of adventures involving all sorts of monsters. Kirby Heyborne narrates this first-person narrative with a good vocal balance, which can be challenging for this production. Initially, Fred is supposed to be a flat character, but Heyborne balances Fred's flatness with a stronger inflection during the narrative passages. He also provides a good range of character voices for the various monsters, which capture the creaturesÕ strangeness without distracting from the story. L.E. © AudioFile 2015, Portland, Maine"

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