Lose those girly cocktails and start drinking like a real man-a real old man! These Old Man Drinks are guaranteed to put hair on that scrawny baby's bottom you call a chest. From Boilermakers and Sidecars to Rusty Nails and Satan's Whiskers, these old-school party starters go down just as rough as they sound. No pink drinks or foo-foo umbrellas here! Just the good stuff-whiskey, rye, bourbon, gin-and some priceless life lessons that only the very old can provide. So man up, quit your bitchin', and grab a stool, 'cause it's gonna be a long night.
by Robert Louis Stevenson
by Robert Schnakenberg
by Herman Melville
by Frank Haskell
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