A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS
As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm:
A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe.
After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self.
Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics.
Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment.
A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, "We don't serve minors."
by Gordon Hideaki Nagai
by Herman Melville
by Frank Haskell
by Mark Twain
by L.M. Montgomery
by William Shakespeare
by Ulysses S. Grant
by Charlotte Bronte
by Jane Austen
by H. Rider Haggard
by Charles Dickens